13 8 / 2018

jaygastby:

mentally i am living in a cabin in the middle of nowhere in the woods of oregon and it’s foggy and i am wearing a big sweater and baking banana bread

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13 8 / 2018

djpaulyd:

the fact that 15 year olds have more money than me because they lip synced to the weekend asking for coochie on musically makes me want to use my eyes as martini decorations

(via cumtuba)

13 8 / 2018

rafi-dangelo:

Whitney Houston: ….don’t….make….me…

**key change**

5 year old me: CLOOOOOOOSE ONE MORE DOOOOR

image

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13 8 / 2018

greyfur:

mosquitoes sucking my blood the second i step outside

(via cumtuba)

13 8 / 2018

13 8 / 2018

attract:

slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

this is what i imagine david karp does with his time considering that tumblr hasn’t been improved for about three odd years

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13 8 / 2018

robloxgf:

poorlytimed:

robloxgf:

lifes a bitch and im gonna milk her

hi sorry can you rephrase this

no. i cannot.

(via cumtuba)

13 8 / 2018

peppapigvevo:

peppapigvevo:

peppapigvevo:

Dont @ me but if ur a white content creator u should probably examine your brown characters (especially the darker skinned ones) and see if u aren’t following a certain trend of making them all aggressive, violent, surly or otherwise outwardly angry

Honestly this comes insidiously in subtle ways I think

Are your brown characters always scowling in the art u draw? How about emotionless asians? Do u have white antagonistic characters that get to be cute or beautiful, while ur brown characters ONLY get to be confrontational?

one of my ex-friends once asked me and my sister (both of us being filipino) how to say rude or mean things in filipino for her character and never asked anything else about being filipino-american

(via necphilak)

13 8 / 2018

slimyswampghost:
“As the blizzard closed in, people were isolated, waiting for the inevitable. Some people started to see things outside, just glimpses.
”

slimyswampghost:

As the blizzard closed in, people were isolated, waiting for the inevitable. Some people started to see things outside, just glimpses.

(via necphilak)

13 8 / 2018

fuocogo:

princelymlm:

Gay culture is being just a little bit in love with all your friends

It’s what they deserve

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